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Thursday, July 03, 2008

Allu Arjun (B+)



After 22 posts and 18 days, I am reviewing a male star. Phew! Either the gentlemen are lying low or have displayed such worthless style that was not even fit for reviews. I'm leaning towards the latter...lol.

Allu Arjun is not what you would call a conventional fashionable star, but I admire him for one thing. He is constantly trying out new trends and styles. Sometimes he falters but sometimes works wonders.

This time he is somewhere in between. The otherwise bland jacket n shirt combo is made interesting by the scarf. Not many men prefer to wear scarves but I personally think they look fabulous, especially the long thin ones like here.

Here's hoping Arjun is able to set standards for the other stars.



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Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Shriya - Second Arrest!


It is understandable if actresses like Bhumika commit the repetition offence. But, this coming from one of the fashion pioneers in South is really disheartening.

Here, Shriya has worn the same controversial dress from the Sivaji Movie Function. One would have thought that she must have burnt the dress after all the headache it gave her. But, seems like even though the whole Tamil media has criticised this outfit, Shriya is still hell bent on proving her point.

Well dahling, you might wanna consider choosing some other route to get back at them, coz this way it's only you who's going down on the fashion front.

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Monday, June 30, 2008

Nayantara (D-)


Nayantara continues her disaster adventure. Remember last time?

The white curtain, towel, scarf or watever she has wrapped around herself is downright fugly. Needs no further explanation.

But what really makes this pic horrible is her complete lack of makeup. I mean, dahling you are a star at a public function - you gotta keep up your appearance! Also her hair is absolutely horrid and she has used no accessories whatsoever ( although I doubt any kind of accessory would save this disaster).

One thing to think about though, she has the most sourly expression on her face when she's looking great and now that she is looking horrible, she is smiling. Hmmm.....something fishy...


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Shruti Hassan Verve Magazine Cover



This post comes a tad too late. The other day I incidentally found this cover and although the issue is May, 2008, I am still posting it coz I think it rocks!

Leme first give you a little intro about the gurl. Shruti Hassan, Kamal Hassan's daughter is well set to make her movie debut. She is already a rock star and has given many shows.

Here, she is the cover of Verve magazine and the it says "rocking debutante!" - well, she certainly looks like one!

I absolutely love her look and makeup - it's very edgy and punky. I especially adore her red hot strappy sandals and gladiator shoes.

She maybe a debutante but she already looks like a star. This what a magazine cover should do. It definitely makes up for Shriya's and Asin's covers. Doesn't it?

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Shriya (C-)



Shriya is definitely not upto the mark here.

The dress make her legs look very short and awkward. Although I like the color, the dress would be a lot better without the tacky long sheer sleeves.
Also what is up with her accessories. She has used fusion earthen earrings and bracelet which are not at all apt for this look.

But I must say, I am loving her back cut. It is looking very classy and sexy. Unfortunately her horrible sleeves are ruining it.

Choose better next time, Shriya.

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Sneha (D+)


Looking at this outfit I can almost hear Anarkali groan in her grave...lol

This hideous piece of clothing is least flattering to Sneha's curvaceous figure. One always looks slightly bulky in Anarkali, and here the long sleeves and the tacky design simply add to her weight.

She should have opted for a lighter version of Anarkali style because this one just has too much going on.







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Meera Chopra (B-)


There is nothing really wrong with Meera Chopra's look. The only concern I have is with her footwear.

Time and time again I repeat that one area where most of these ladies go wrong is with the choice of footwear for dresses and totally kill the look. Ladies, please and I mean it, please do not wear chappals. You can wear strappy sandals, peep-toes, wedges, T-strap, anything...but chappals. Restrict their use to Indian wear and you will be good.





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Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Asin Vogue Magazine July Cover (D+)


Well, first Shriya and now Asin. With the amount of exposure they are getting, our ladies have never had it so good. :)

Unfortunately for Asin, this cover is not at all good. She's got a vampy look and that is definetly not what she should be putting out for her entry in Bollywood. I know they tried the red hot chick look, but somewhere down the line it doesn't click. and she ends up looking butt ugly. Even her hair is not happening, which is sad because she has beautiful hair.

Infact, I prefer her sombre look at the launch to this. What about you?

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Asin ( C+)

Here Asin is at the Chennai launch of the July edition of Vogue magazine featuring her as the cover.

I like the color and the cut of the dress. What I don't like are the sashes hanging by her sides. What are they there for? For her to use them as wings and fly? They appear completely out of place and kill the dress.

Some nice accessories would have added to the look. Its good to go minimal on the accessories but completely avoiding them is a big no-no.


Also, it would be good if she did something with her hair. Its always in the same style and I'm sick of it. C'mon honey, you are going to be a Bollywood star now... liven it up a notch!


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Bhumika - Second Arrest!


Oh my gawwddd! She has done it again.


At a recent jewellery shop function, Bhoomika wore the exact same fugly outfit she wore at the MAA awards function (check it out here) with the same earrings and the same gold bangles!!! The only difference is her hair is now left open... and that is not difference at all.


First of all, it is a crime for these celebrities to wear the same outfit again. Still, if its a good one I can understand it, but to wear this fugly avatar again!


This lady should be hanged! No mercy at all.


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Mamta Mohandas (A+)


Its nice to see our ladies wear Indian for a change and it's even nicer to see them do it so well!


I'm absolutely in love with her saree. The color and design are very modern and feminine. The spaghetti strap blouse also is very complentary to the look. Im very happy that she has choosen to let the saree stand out with minimal accessories. She looks beautiful, slim and stunning.



Actresses like Nayantara and others have donned sarees in the past. Out of these all, which is your favourite?



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Nayantara (D-)

Uh oh! Just when I was about to go and declare her queen bee of fashion she goes and does this!!!

I dunno where to begin. Should I start with her disgusting pants or her fugly belt? Or perhaps I should start with her horribleeee transparent tight top. I mean c'mon honey, if you are hell bent on wearing that shitty thing atleast put on somethihng inside! We don't need to see your assets. Yeesh!!!


Lets just try and forget this disaster as quickly as possible and hope she goes back to her fashionable ways.



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Shriya (A-)


This lady seems to be everywhere these days!


Here, her fashion sense is almost impeccable. The form fitting tank top is absolutely great. Thankfully Shriya has a great figure to carry it off. Coming to the skirt, personally, I'm not a fan of crushed material. I think there's something pauper-ish about it but it looks good on her as it matches her look. Her accessories are okay - not too great, not too bad. But she should have worn one chunky bracelet instead of two.


I have given her A- because, although she seems to have done everything, it's not quite there yet. But I must give her credit for making a hippie avatar seem angelic!


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Monday, June 23, 2008

Shriya Maxim Magazine Bikini Cover (You Rate)


The magazine cover says “Hollywood has her”. Hmm…I’m not so sure about the having part but Hollywood definetly seems to have taken a toll on her.

It looks like this cover page has been put through the wringers of Photoshop sooo many times that it seems plastic. Nothing about it seems natural, infact, I had to look twice to make sure it was indeed Shriya.

Now, coming to the inner pages of the magazine. She has shown two variations of pink and white combo.
I like the first one. It showcases her curves magnificiently and her li’l white shorts are to-die for. However, her second look makes her look like a bimbo. The ugly printed bustier makes her assets look vulgar. Still, there is a silver lining in the form of the great bracelet.
I am not providing ratings because I want you readers to that. Kindly, in your comments, tell me how much would you rate each of the beach wear.

Nayantara (A+)


Wow! This lady seems on a saree roll and is dishing out one hot look after another.


The lovely feminine pattern adds a touch of beauty to this hot avatar. Looks like she took our advice on the earrings and chose good ones this time. As always, her makeup is well done.


But dahling, why the same surly expression? Cheer up, you are leading in this fashion race!


P.S - All the young female stars listen up, if you wanna wear a saree, something on similar lines is preferable.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Priyamani (D- again!)


You know what I wanna do... I wanna tear the straps of her sandals and strangle her for wearing this...lol..


If it wasn't for the glittery detail this dress could be more bearable. But she goes ahead and kills it further by wearing a dog chain around her neck.

And lastly, just when you are thinking it couldn't get worse, it does. I have said a million times, nothing kills a look more than a wrong choice of footwear.


Honey, a word of advice, try out Indian next time. Maybe that will improve your style coz these dresses dont seem to be working for you.





Nayantara ( B+)


Dahling, dun worry. You did good, well almost, but still good. So please wipe that horrible expression off your face.


The red hot saree is simple and highly effective. It is fiery and she looks like a hot mirchi!


She has sensibly avoided much jewellery although I wish she would chuck those horrible carrot like earrings. The make up with the highly defined eyes compliments the look well. Many a times, gals wear a matching red lipstick which turns the whole look hooker-ish. Thankfully, she seems to be aware of that fact.


If not for the fugly earrings and her surly expression she would have gotten an A.

Namitha (D-)


Why do these celebrities presume that wearing a tiny dress makes one look glamorous?


This hideous excuse for a dress Namitha donned is one of the most cheapest and ugly looking dresses I have ever seen.


The material is loathsome and the ill fitting makes her look more fat. People please remember, if you have fat thighs refrain from wearing short dresses. Her shoes are also a total mis-match. Her earrings are veryyy beautiful but not at allll suitable for this look.


I think she can be called as the worst dressed celebrity on our list of Fashion Suspects as she definetly beats Sheela's monstroity.
Infact, she has set a new standard for fugliness. Namitha definetly deserves a life imprisonment.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Shriya at IIFA ( C-, A+ and A+)

Shriya sure has gone a longgg way from the innocent gal of Nuvve Nuvve to the IIFA (International Indian Film Academy) red carpet at Bangkok. It's great to see our stars making their mark in national and international spheres. Now, coming to her look.

The first look is not at all right. I appreciate the color and the earrings but the cut, design and fitting are not at all good. I especially loathe the horrendous design which makes her look like a badly dressed-trying to be glamorous cheap wannabe.
The second look is perfection. There is no other word for it. Just plain perfection. She looks soo classy and beautiful. Her makeup is just amazing and the cut and make of the dress is very sexy yet classy. Now, that's a tough combination to achieve. Her hairstyle is absolutely apt for the look and her earrings are beautiful too. She looks like a Hollywood star!
The third look is also equally fantastic. The dress is soo beautiful I have no words to describe it. Her hairstyle and makeup( highly defined eyes with plain lips) are just perfect for the look and I love her earrings. I especially like her T-shaped strappy sandals. All in all this look makes her look like a goddess!

I know these looks were especially designed only beacause of IIFA but I wish our other stars would take a few tips from them.

Anyway, I have given a C- for the first look and A+ for the second and third looks. The middle one remains my favourite. What about yours???

Nayantara (A+)

I thought all our female celebrities need a lesson in fashion but, that doesn't seem necessary for Nayantara.

I like her top and her jeans is absolutely fantastic. They match reallyy well. Her makeup is perfect and thankfully not overdone with too much of Kohl ( as is usually done in fusion).

But, the area where she takes all the marks is her accessories. Usually, while trying to do fusion, people go wrong in that department. But here, she has choosen beautifully with the big chunky bracelet. It's nice that she has not loaded herself with jewellery coz this way she look clean and simple.